A muon dies every 2.2 micro-seconds all over our beautiful green Earth

Billions of muons are decaying away for no reason

HELP US STOP MUONS DYING IN VAIN

Muons deserve a chance, ask us how muons can help humanity

Muons look nothing like these puppies -- does that give you a reason to hate muons?

This puppy is not a muon but can enjoy the beach. The          majority of muons never make it to the low altitude of the beach, only the "strong" energetic muons have  a chance. Shouldn't muons have a chance to make it to the beach?